How To Get A Gorilla To Love You

1965, 7 years old, Second Grade

Did I ever tell you about the time that a gorilla fell in love with me and carried me off to the jungle to where his cave was and wouldn't let me out? No you didn't tell me. Well I'll tell you.

Saturday I was walking along the rode near a jungle. I heard somethink behind me! I herd foot stepes. I looked around & what do you think I saw? A Gr-G, Oilla!!! When I looked at him there were hearts around his head. In his eye I saw me! I didn't know what to think! But there he was! He was just standing and looking at me. I couldn't run or walk. I thought he would hurt me so I just stood looking at him while he was looking at me. Then he came up to me! The next thing I knew was that I was off the ground! Next I was in the jungle & in his cave! When I asked him to let me go he said ah. I knew he was in love with me. So I said I know you love me but can't you see I have to go home. I just can't stay here! While he went to look for food. Boy I run! I ran for my life! Then the next think I knew that I was at home. Now I was safe. Never will I go back to the jungle ever again in my whole life time. Boy was I ever in a miss in my whole life.

The End

*Left all the misspellings, etc... made it more funny.*

Until next blog... don't go near the jungles! :P